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  Diyaaraddo duqeyn ka geystay deegaanno ka tirsan gobolka Gedo ee Koonfurta dalka
Posted by: ayuub - 04-17-2017, 10:18 AM - Forum: Saado Cali Warsame - No Replies

[Image: pentagon_drone_al_shabab_operative_300x169.jpg]Diyaaraddo dagaal ayaa duqeeyay deegaanka ka tirsan gobolka Gedo,waxaana duqeynta lugu beegsaday saldhiga ay al-Shabaab ku leeyihiin deegaanka,sida laga soo xigtay goobjoogayaal.
Dhowr gantaal ayaa ku dhacay deegaan ku yaalla duleedka Ceel-cadde,halka oo la sheegay inay saldhig ku leeyihiin ururka al-Shabaab ee dowladda Soomaaliya la-dagaallama.

“Holoc ayaan aragnay,waxaana ka hor maqalnay jogta ilaa saddex gantaal oo ku dhacay dhul aan ka fogeyn deegaanka Ceel-cadde”. ayuu yiri qof ka mid ah dadka deegaanka oo la hadlay Raxanreeb.
Duqeynta ilaa hadda lama xaqiijin khaasaraha ka dhashay,waxaana warar madax banaan ay sheegayaan diyaaraddo dagaal oo ay leedahay dowladda Kenya inay fuliyeen.

Ururka al-Shabaab oo maamulla deegaannada ku dhow Ceel-cadde ma jiro war ay uga hadleen duqeynta la sheegay in lugu beegsaday saldhig ku yaalla deegaanka.

Deegaanka duqeynta laga fuliyay horey waxaaa deganaa ciidamada Kenya ee qaybta ka ah howlgalka nabadeynta Soomaaliya ee AMISOM,waxaase saldhigya ay isaga gureen mirkii weerar culus ay ku qaaden ururka al-Shabaab,marka askar ka badan boqol ayaa laga dilay ciidanka Kenya.

Duqeynta ayaa lugu soo aadiyay xilli dowladda Faderaalka ay u qabatay al-Shabaab dalka in looga saarayo muddo labo sanno ah,waxaa kalo gaaray magaalada Muqdisho ciidamo ka socda Marekanka oo la sheegay howlgalka inay xoojinayaan

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  Cow Jokes
Posted by: ayuub - 04-17-2017, 09:47 AM - Forum: General Jokes - No Replies

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? 


I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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  Beach Joke
Posted by: ayuub - 04-17-2017, 09:46 AM - Forum: General Jokes - No Replies

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
 

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

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  Bus Jokes
Posted by: ayuub - 04-17-2017, 09:39 AM - Forum: General Jokes - No Replies

Bus driver to passenger: Don’t you want to sit down?


Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.

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  Hardware Engineer Jokes
Posted by: ayuub - 04-17-2017, 09:38 AM - Forum: General Jokes - No Replies

The police stops a computer hardware engineer: “Your light isn’t working. You have to get off your bike.” 


IT guy: “I tried that but the light still isn’t working.”

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  Dracula Jokes
Posted by: ayuub - 04-17-2017, 09:29 AM - Forum: General Jokes - No Replies

Why couldn’t Mrs. Dracula sleep properly?


Because of Dracula’s coffin.

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  SMS Jokes
Posted by: ayuub - 04-17-2017, 09:26 AM - Forum: General Jokes - No Replies

My SMS autocorrect just changed


"I’m so concerned with existential anxieties it is difficult to breathe" to "I feel great".

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  Backward Jokes
Posted by: ayuub - 04-17-2017, 09:24 AM - Forum: General Jokes - No Replies

Do you want to hear a joke backwards?


Yes…
Very good, start laughing.

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  UAE’s Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan Foundation to launch dam in Somalia
Posted by: ayuub - 04-16-2017, 06:46 PM - Forum: Somali Comments - No Replies

[Image: Hargeisa_City_300x225.jpg]The UAE's Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan Foundation will launch a dam in Hargeisa City, Somaliland, in the next two days to continue efforts to curb famine in the Horn of Africa country.

The project was carried out upon directives from President His Highness Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan. It is supported by His Highness Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the UAE Armed Forces, and directly followed by H.H. Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan, Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Presidential Affairs, who is also the chairman of the Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan Foundation.

The project complements the 'For Your Sake, Somalia' campaign, launched as part of the UAE's Year of Giving to help Somalia improve the difficult living conditions of people affected by drought.

A team of technicians and specialist are making final preparations for the inauguration during which full details of the dam will be announced, said an official source from the Foundation.

The UAE-funded project will drive agricultural and animal resources development in Hargeisa, and is one of projects carried out in Somalia to support the Somali people as part of fraternal relations.

On Tuesday, the UAE launched a month-long campaign to raise AED500 million to provide food, water, medicine and other necessities to help hundreds of thousands of people in Somalia survive their third famine in 25 years.

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  Waiter Jokes
Posted by: ayuub - 04-16-2017, 06:29 PM - Forum: General Jokes - No Replies

“Waiter, take your thumb off my schnitzel immediately!” 


“Oh yeah? And have it fall down again!?”

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